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最终幻想曲 · 发表于 2014-10-26 14:54:13

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

最终幻想曲 · 发表于 2014-10-26 14:54:27

Berry is called “Very Berry” because he is considered the best bet for a vet and brightest baseball veteran in the big country of Belgium. Aside from spending time with bunnies, very Berry is also fond of baseball bats and balls. His villa has a basement with a vault full of balls. Very Berry is fond of collecting bats in a vat. He and his best buddy bubbly Ver bowed their vow never to vie to buy baseball bats and balls anymore. Very Berry and bubbly Ver did try to ban the van selling bats and balls to boys. They shifted their attention from buying baseball bats to bingeing on beer so every time the banned van visits their vicinity, very Berry and his best buddy bubbly Ver would veer away and buy beer instead. However, very Berry and bubbly Ver realized that beer is vile for the body’s bile production. So, they decided to run after the banned van and by baseball bats instead of binge on beer. Very Berry and bubbly Ver were never happier.

最终幻想曲 · 发表于 2014-10-26 14:54:39

Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature’s up or whether the temperature’s down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches.

最终幻想曲 · 发表于 2014-10-26 14:55:04

One day, Pete’s niece went to the mountain peak, picked a deep pit, dipped herself under thick mud then jumped unto the pitch of darkness where hill and hell meet. Her death sounded wicked for the weak-hearted people like Pete. Investigation revealed that Pete’s niece went mad because she mills all day and skips meals. People will surely miss her specially her feet fit for running.

最终幻想曲 · 发表于 2014-10-26 14:55:23

The throng of thermometers from the Thuringian Thermometer folks arrived Thursday. There were a thousand thirty-three thick thermometers, though, instead of a thousand thirty-six thin thermometers, which was three thermometers fewer than the thousand thirty-six we were expecting, not to mention that they were thick ones rather than thin ones. We thoroughly thought that we had ordered a thousand thirty-six, not a thousand thirty-three thermometers and asked the Thuringian Thermometer folks to reship the thermometers; thin, not thick. They apologized for sending only a thousand thirty-three thermometers rather than a thousand thirty-six and promised to replace the thick thermometers with thin thermometers

最终幻想曲 · 发表于 2014-10-26 14:55:33

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter –
Better than her bitter butter –
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

最终幻想曲 · 发表于 2014-10-26 14:55:45

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.