❤哈哈❤English小笑话带翻译哦

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哈哈我发现学个外语好重要的


下周一还有外国的学校学生来我们学校参观交流


我还要去当翻译，真是太高看我了TAT



顺便帮冬雪活跃下这个板块好了~
还可以让你们笑笑~
然后也学到一点小英语句子
一举3得，不错不错
就是这样


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1.   Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

    "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

    "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

    The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

     兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

    “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”

    “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”

    哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”


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2.Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school.
One room was very noisy,
so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking.
He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.
Five minutes later,
a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"


有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？”


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3.A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.
But the fat man knew he was more courteous
because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.


一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。


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4.Dentist: I'm sorry, madam,    but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
  Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
  Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.


牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？

牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了




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紫

英语渣飘过

小B

不好笑的笑话。。

我要刷粉

居然还有这么个高端的版块。。

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紫 发表于 2014-5-16 20:51
英语渣飘过

可以看翻译= =看翻译没什麽难度吧

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小B 发表于 2014-5-16 20:52
不好笑的笑话。。

大神你笑点太高了我伺候不了

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我要shua粉 发表于 2014-5-16 20:52
居然还有这么个高端的版块。。

是啊

紫

铁血女汉子 发表于 2014-5-16 20:53
可以看翻译= =看翻译没什麽难度吧

冷笑话嘛

Clelo。

0-0笑点低

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Clelo。 发表于 2014-5-16 20:56
0-0笑点低

是